So I don’t know if I ever put this up here, but this is my mom who was at a wine tasting party and texts this to me saying:
“I didn’t know his name but I know you like him so I just walked up and said ‘You’re that really hot guy from supernatural right?’ He’s really nice he just laughed and said yes.”
im justs going to roll off a cliff life isnt fair im done
when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”
today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
what is flirting it sounds dangerous
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
*knits myself a thong*
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.
another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014
yet another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2015
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”