fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

sherlock-undercover:

"Do you think it’s easy to find happiness?" [x]

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

  • Me: i'm over my crush
  • Crush: hey
  • Me: nvm
Scratching a mosquito bite

hipersexual:

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intensional:

"you can choose your own groups for this project"

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

theatomicboom:

I REALISE THIS PART WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW HARRY’S FEAR FOR VOLDEMORT’S RETURN BUT OMG

HE’S SO STYLISH

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF SOMEONE WITH SUCH AN IMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE