i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
if you make nazi/hitler jokes about the german team you’re gross also it’s 2014 please shut up
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
"tell the class a little about yourself"
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr
on a scale of one to star trek i don’t even need to finish this sentence the answer is star trek
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
if you scream at retail workers of any fucking agei hope you burn in the deepest level of hell
me digging your grave
My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.