got a masters degree in being ignored
#walk, walk fashion baby
I heard the subtitles in caesar flickerman’s voice and now i’m confused.
fucking Bill Nye the damn science guy
this man is my inspiration
if i see that emma roberts gif one more time i swear
do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
(as I’m more than sure it ill be added to this extremely accurate list)
she hates friday just as much as we do
she is the robert pattinson of the music industry
My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”
The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.
today at school my little brother had an asthma attack and it was so bad that he was throwing up and some little shit came up to him while he was on the ground and said ‘this wouldn’t be happening to you if you weren’t so fat’ and LAUGHED AT HIM so my brother stood up and punched him in the fucking face while he was still having an asthma attack holy shit i have never been so proud
in fifth grade we had a project where we had to design our own utopia and mine was in the future where everyone lived in the clouds and i guess men had gone extinct so everyone was a girl and they reproduced with genetic cloning?? and everyone had cool hair and bright colored dresses but let me just repeat 10 year old me’s idea of an utopia was lesbian cloud heaven, i was so gay wtf