lexlifts:

forever-whelmed:

So I don’t know if I ever put this up here, but this is my mom who was at a wine tasting party and texts this to me saying:
“I didn’t know his name but I know you like him so I just walked up and said ‘You’re that really hot guy from supernatural right?’ He’s really nice he just laughed and said yes.”


im justs going to roll off a cliff life isnt fair im done

lexlifts:

forever-whelmed:

So I don’t know if I ever put this up here, but this is my mom who was at a wine tasting party and texts this to me saying:

“I didn’t know his name but I know you like him so I just walked up and said ‘You’re that really hot guy from supernatural right?’ He’s really nice he just laughed and said yes.”

im justs going to roll off a cliff life isnt fair im done

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger

flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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anus:

today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

  • fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
  • real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.

another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014

yet another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2015

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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