Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.
With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)
Benedict’s “Smart Face”
"Do you think it’s easy to find happiness?" [x]
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
"you can choose your own groups for this project"
this accurately describes my life.
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend