zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

mazesprinter:

if you make nazi/hitler jokes about the german team you’re gross also it’s 2014 please shut up

clarabooty:

and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”

neatpotatoes:

"tell the class a little about yourself" 

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runsleepygirl:

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

rhymewithrachel:

on a scale of one to star trek i don’t even need to finish this sentence the answer is star trek

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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sushinfood:

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

if you scream at retail workers of any fucking agei hope you burn in the deepest level of hell

the-best-of-funny:

natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

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the-best-of-funny:

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

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"If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it."
— John Mayer (via observando)